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Her Demotivational Poster


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Waldo finds YOU


TAGS: waldo soviet russia finds you punisher kevin nash
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Jake Eagle

WTF - September 28, 2009, 1:55 pm, #122408
I searched "soviet", "russia" and "waldo". I don't see anything remotely similar from any of the searches.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 7:55 pm, #121978
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD
:P - September 4, 2009, 11:23 am, #114981
and smashes your face in.
CANADA - August 28, 2009, 8:14 am, #112713
this one kinda already exists, different pic of the same guy doing a falcon punch on the punisher. same words
leeeblinga - August 28, 2009, 7:40 am, #112705
That is f***ing funny!
BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:43 am, #112695
"punisher" was **** movie


THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson h** crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm, #96979
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am, #59618

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am, #59607
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed g** relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!


TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm, #176082
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am, #136949
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am, #97379
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm, #96988
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm, #96984
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm, #96920
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this **** on here??


RULE #4 -


TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm, #244663
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm, #234495
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am, #234477
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am, #234476
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm, #234466
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.


Old Saw -




MARRIED LIFE - I don't know about you, but I'm tearin' up a little


TAGS: another inspirational story
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 pm, #167837
*cries in joy* *sniffle* why cant i find a woman like that :( Wingman , u are lucky , sir. . . i salute u
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:39 pm, #157290
I agree - a classic 5L Of course there are worse fates in this world than a lifetime of boinking a gorgeous blonde like the guy in the ph**o!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 7:47 pm, #157240

destined to be a classic 5L
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #157230
I love my Poochie Poo! Honey, beer me! OUCH!
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:37 pm, #157224
Airman, FTW!!!! 5L+


HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




HERO -


TAGS: hero marine no regret respect
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 7:09 pm, #226549

not sure but i recently watched a nightline episode and it may be the marine they featured. the guy's name was dale beatty. i've googled and it does look alot like him.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:16 am, #226388

i seriously doubt the marine is even aware of this poster.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:15 am, #226387

check your personal messages for the "how to..."
knots1987 - December 4, 2011, 7:47 pm, #226379
how can i order thiese prints for my patients?
Reality Lord - May 27, 2011, 5:56 pm, #219266

i'm the creator dude....contact me here through pm's
rerun - May 27, 2011, 5:19 pm, #219262

just copy it to your PC, print & use.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 6:22 pm, #206138
This poster makes me want to cry. My best friend Adam was killed in Afghanistan on the 4th and he was sposed to be coming home the 22nd to spend Christmas with his newborn son...a poster that can do that = 5L. n1 Reality Lord
politician2u - December 8, 2010, 11:01 pm, #206115
can someone identify this Marine? Please? My company wants to meet him and possibly present him with something.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:26 pm, #195528
This poster is great... but you are a very inconsiderate lover.
Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 7:39 pm, #195526

wow...really touched by the comments. ag is right...score is nothing compared to what people say.
deadluvva - September 25, 2010, 8:36 am, #195457
Man oh man this one rocked me.............
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 11:34 am, #195345
5L
GySgt1811 - September 24, 2010, 10:23 am, #195337
(Silent. With an ache in my heart, and more pride than is proper to admit to.)
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:41 pm, #195206
HOORAH
CleverUserName - September 23, 2010, 7:35 pm, #195190
Excellent. 5L's.
tellitlikeitis - September 23, 2010, 7:29 pm, #195188
True patriot, excellent one RL.


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?


TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am, #59294
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am, #59000
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am, #58996
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am, #58989
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am, #58988
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am, #58972
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm, #256517
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #241060
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm, #213103
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am, #183338
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181113
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm, #155794
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm, #155790
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155778
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm, #155031
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm, #154627
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #154626
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #154567
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm, #154554
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #154547
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm, #154540
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm, #154538
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am, #154533
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am, #154519
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am, #154517
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am, #154505
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154465
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm, #154446

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm, #154432
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #154428
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm, #154423
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #154409
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #154408
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #154406
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm, #154397
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm, #154389
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm, #154388
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154376
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154373
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm, #154371
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #154369
Nicely done 5/5


DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am, #89366
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm, #89331
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and a**ault rifle from halo


LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...


TAGS: father dad died wish life
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Rick69

rodtoo40 - August 13, 2013, 7:31 pm, #248614
Lost mine .When I was just 18 months old to cancer.He was only 29
tatespa - March 4, 2012, 9:00 am, #230600
I just lost mine this past September.. 85 years young... Don't think I'll ever stop missing him! @Airman, went through almost the same thing... I you need to talk...?
M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 6:05 am, #230598
My list would've stopped at 7, my father was mnurdered a month after that... still, 5L-oving fathers to you
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:28 pm, #228313
AW d*** it man, this made me almost break down over all the people I lost.
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:05 pm, #227713
Mine left this life when I was 19, he was only 46. I still wish to this day for one more day to spend with him, to tell him I love him, and that our arguments meant nothing. As an adult now, I realise I am more like him than I ever thought possible.
GySgt1811a - January 11, 2012, 4:34 pm, #227481
Mine left at 86, over 10 years ago now...still miss him, guess I always will... Hang in there, Airman, help him keep his dignity.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 12:02 pm, #227473
59 is way too young. I've been dealing with my 86 year old father who refuses to go to a**isted living. He lives by himself, but we set up visiting nurses. When you talk to him, everything is always Fine, but it's not. My siblings and I feel helpless
Bucketheadsdad - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am, #227423
I am so sorry for your loss. This one REALLY hit home with me. I've got somethings going on in my life now that reflect back on losing my dad at 59. I wanna laugh at Motifakes, but this one is so important. Again, sorry for your loss.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 7:57 pm, #227402
I am truly very sorry for your loss and my deepest condolences goes out to him. Sadly, my father also passed away when I was much younger... But I am honoured you felt the same as I did when I saw the image. Thank you.
ElleWhyInIn - January 9, 2012, 6:40 pm, #227400
It's been exactly one week since my dad passed away at 59. This is very powerful to me. Thank you for posting. R.I.P. F.N.A. 9/19/52-1/2/12
forseti - January 9, 2012, 3:47 am, #227378
so true! 5L
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 5:11 pm, #227368
Virtual High-5, ha ha ha!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:39 pm, #227366
Me Too !


PREDICTION - You'd think with all those weather ballons We'd be better at predicting the weather


TAGS: weather usairforce
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by house

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:02 pm, #250115
You wouldn't see a B2 on radar...Hell you can only hear it after it has passed over you.
PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:46 am, #219491
now now...i think the Air force is on to something...wait for it...nope..they're just wannabe weathermen..so disappointed
Brawler - June 1, 2011, 4:07 am, #219429
Kinda like the gun-illiterate.. For him every gun is a Glock.. even if it is a GAU-8:D
Jeder - June 1, 2011, 12:05 am, #219426
Second Object Row two, thats not a weather ballon, thats Swamp gas


GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm, #230394
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm, #116703
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm, #116699
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm, #116691
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm, #116689
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


CHRISTOPHER LEE -


TAGS: christopher lee
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Jaiga

Cannabal - June 2, 2013, 2:55 pm, #246215
Norris huh?


SERGEANT SHULTZ - I hear nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing!


TAGS: sergeant shultz hogan s heroes
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by Vydrach

Anonymous2 - June 22, 2010, 10:16 am, #181161
Ah, but he did love his schnitzel, and he did always miss his old toy company.


WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MaxChaplin

turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm, #243266
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


THIS IS A HERO. - Not a sports player. Not a politician. Not a faddish popular figure. A hero faces death for others, with no thought of personal gain or glory. This is the face of a true hero.


TAGS: hero heroism honor
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by okami

Sean - July 18, 2011, 5:58 pm, #221533
Hero. (noun) Someone who successfully resists the overwhelming temptation to do what I woulda done.
okami - July 18, 2011, 10:30 am, #221507
thanks, guys. i get pissed at the way the word 'hero' is thrown around; there don't seem to be many who know what a hero really is.
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:37 am, #221501
Aww hell yeah!! And I'll laugh at the first @$$hole who gets beat to a pulp by this guy for saying otherwise. Don't Tread On the M.O.H.!
ggpapa - July 16, 2011, 9:22 am, #221443
this hero lost his hand and still stayed in the army, he's the 2nd living soldier who was awarded the congressional medal of honor
Hawamleh - July 15, 2011, 8:19 am, #221413
I am an arab living in the middle east, and yes that is a hero, don't let no one tell you he isn't.


ATHEISM -


TAGS: hey mark no tunneling here
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

mrwhyte - September 13, 2010, 7:48 pm, #193629
This is asolutely hilarious especially with how atheists get so bent out of shape.. They have artificially created bacteria.. Which now can lead to more theories we are just a scientific experiment.. Hey someone has put props out to our alien overlords.
forseti - April 4, 2010, 6:49 pm, #169532
Don't believe in any god but this is great! 5 ;)
Occupo Noctis - January 4, 2010, 5:08 pm, #150153
Somebody light a match.. too many brain farts in here...
mitchell93 - November 3, 2009, 11:11 am, #133746
at least there is proof of the big bang homo
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm, #112254
Full theory of life, Science edition. http://www.motifake.com/view.php?id=67540
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:07 pm, #112237
Big Bang...yeah, that's what your Mom said...is that realistic enough you prick?
John Doe - August 26, 2009, 2:41 pm, #112227
The big bang formed debris which clung to each other because of the gravitational pulls.They eventually became as large as planets.chemical reactions formed bacteria that evolved into life forms.More realistic than a prick that created life out of nothing
BoneCD - July 31, 2009, 8:23 am, #102994
Mad cow to you pin ***k
Harrison - July 31, 2009, 7:38 am, #102993
This is bull****. The person who made this has the mental capacity and open-mindedness of a dead cow.
Guest - March 20, 2009, 3:26 pm, #66843
Ugh. This poster is about as accurate about atheism as the "makes perfect sense" posters against religion are.
Nero V - March 12, 2009, 9:23 pm, #65338
An atheist is someone who doesn't believe in any gods. Not 'God' with a capital G, this is a specific reference to the Abrahamic god. We simply don't believe in any gods at all.
logic - March 10, 2009, 10:09 pm, #64975
well did a little reading and it seems were haveing a etymology argument that has been had many a time. either one of us could be right, i conced since i could be wrong or right but either way it dosent matter the final result is nearly identical.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:56 pm, #64972
look at the root of the word (adding a before theism) the origin of the word refered to people who rejected all forms of theism yes thats rejecting there theorys of god, and i understand paganism is broad and it may not be necessarily a theistic belief
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:53 pm, #64971
atheism |ˈāθēˌizəm| noun the theory or belief that God does not exist. Do you know anything about religion? OBVIOUSLY NOT! I am a Pagan, and paganism is a very broad religion, and very open to interpretation.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm, #64969
sorry but the word itself not what people have come to use as the common term simply means a rejection of theism (hence a-theist) while some pagans may claim atheism but paganism can be argues to be a type of theism so dosent quite work
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm, #64968
The funny thing is- I bet you're one of those people who claim to be atheist and have no idea what Atheism is.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:47 pm, #64967
also there was no magic, the expantion of the universe is all physics and extractions of events that can be tested small scale today. and not knowing what was before the universe (we have some good theroys) isnt the same as saying it came from nothing
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:46 pm, #64966
Atheism is not believing in a God, actually ''logic''. There are Pagan Atheists. You're thinking nihilist.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:44 pm, #64964
actually atheism is being non theist, or not accepting religions. so its a rejection of belief. not to mention saying something came from nothing then became something is a straw man simple minded theists use because they wont reserch the theorys
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:17 pm, #64960
Atheism is more of a belief


THE 2ND AMENDMENT -




SECURITY -


TAGS: child and her dog
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 20, 2012, 1:28 pm, #233593

I did, RL!~~Thank you~
Reality Lord - April 20, 2012, 7:37 am, #233585

love it. did you drop this at moti-twit...and digmydog?


Big Brother -


TAGS: funny email big brother privacy
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 17, 2013, 12:58 am, #246685
T1H2A3N4K5S6 crotchety...that's secret code for thanks. Dammit, back to the drawing board!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 6:00 pm, #246675
I got the message.... waitaminute... I see what you did there. 5 wire ***s.
MissPriss - June 16, 2013, 11:52 am, #246650
I'll say thanks, but can't guarantee you're the only one getting this message...teehee.
MrStupidGir - June 16, 2013, 10:44 am, #246647
hahahahahaha very good one


JEWVERINE - Well, maybe the Palistinians will laugh themeselves to death.




DEFIANCE -


TAGS: moat levee mother nature dude
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Peso

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:07 pm, #250119
I don't always date mother nature, but when I do...I prefer dos Levees. Stay dry my friends.
champ99 - May 19, 2011, 10:07 am, #218757
5l but the next time it rains, that thing is going to fill up like a bowl!
CaptainBaked - May 19, 2011, 9:08 am, #218756
And my hats off to you peso... 5
Reality Lord - May 19, 2011, 9:03 am, #218755

wow!


THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...


TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am, #227786
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm, #227766
And MUCH more fun!


Charge it -


TAGS: look book where charge it
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ism - April 23, 2013, 10:45 pm, #245319
C.I.S.P.A. cant Monitor & Control the Book... We should Burn It...
Krickit - April 23, 2013, 8:11 pm, #245313
OMG! WTF is u? 5


CORPSMAN UP... -


TAGS: corpsman navy soldier hero
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

raiben - October 18, 2010, 7:25 pm, #198865
Good job, i know the job too well, its mine.


WONDER WOMAN - Yeah, she's let herself go...just a bit.


TAGS: comics heroes woman
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:00 pm, #262658
Whoa. If that's Mimi's secret identity, I guess that makes Drew Carey Lois Lane.


WALL-E VS SHORT CIRCUIT - There can be only one


TAGS: wall e vs short circuit there can be only one
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by stanthered

red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:30 pm, #217927
"There can be only one" ... YUP - BENDER


FATHERS -


TAGS: father son old young hammy
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 7, 2011, 11:58 am, #224045
I am glad my poster has given you such feelings :D
NYSkeptic - September 7, 2011, 11:42 am, #224044
This is brilliant - and a perfect birthday wish for my son - and an equally good prayer for my father.
alazgr8 - September 2, 2011, 12:30 am, #223853
Heartwarming
Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 7:50 pm, #223831
Thank you rerun
rerun - September 1, 2011, 7:48 pm, #223830

Superb
mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:47 am, #223791
great


Ye Olde Redneck Dreamcatcher -


TAGS: dreamcatcher
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by ughomer

lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 7:50 pm, #248620

I bet with granny panties you'd wake up and find oatmeal cookies under your pillow.
Greybeard - August 13, 2013, 12:24 am, #248587
Ha Ha Ha. Absolutely great.
curlyrocks - August 12, 2013, 7:16 pm, #248577
My Ex makes actual dream catchers, she would KILL ME if I had one of those. I'll take 6.


BEHOLD THE MAN -


TAGS: defender freedom father honour love
Rating: 4.68/5

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bigsouthfork - December 2, 2012, 1:00 am, #241120
There is no greater love. Godspeed faithful friend.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 4:56 pm, #216567
I'm pretty sure the lady in the pic does.
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:07 pm, #216565
Does anyone know who this soldier is?
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:05 pm, #216564
Very moving..........
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:41 pm, #216398
Excellent, RL. Truly moving. 5L's
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:18 pm, #216341

gave me the shivers, excellent
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2011, 4:39 pm, #216339
Very moving pic. 5L RL.
Shadowjoe - April 13, 2011, 1:25 pm, #216319
Who can argue this?
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:26 pm, #216315
Wow, this is very intense, most excellent RL. Of course 5l's to you.
RetiredUSNChief - April 13, 2011, 12:25 pm, #216314
Well put.
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 10:09 am, #216295
Five 5olemn thumbs up.
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:51 am, #216293
This is deep RL... very well 5aid


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: burka other people s problems
Rating: 4.19/5

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twill1962 - October 21, 2012, 1:25 am, #240086
Ideal Denial has it right. Even though the mass media in this country DOES indoctrinate the girls in this country to dress and behave a certain way, it is still THEIR CHOICE. In most Muslim countries, there is no choice.
GFNeves - April 29, 2011, 6:49 pm, #217686
So true man, so true...
Verdeckt - April 28, 2011, 4:59 am, #217531
Thanks.. glad you guys liked it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 6:22 pm, #217496
Good Point!
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:31 pm, #217474
this is a very thought-provoking poster. great job 5L
k386109 - April 27, 2011, 1:26 pm, #217473
Right ...as if we in the West don't indoctrinate ( or allow it ) our young females to be annorexically thin, dress like tarts, paint their faces etc., etc., etc. Perspective - good title
Hawamleh - April 27, 2011, 5:34 am, #217446
As an arab muslim I totally agree, did u guys know that burkas were originally intended only for the most beautiful of women if they so please to wear them so that they can escape men's lustful eyes, and even then it wasn't intended to cover the face...
IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:17 am, #217443
Forgive the poor grammar, its early in the morning here
IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:16 am, #217442
The key difference is that most of the clothing choices are exactly that, choices, the burkha is enforced upon the women who in their society are usually indoctrinated from a young age, and do not get to choose what they wear.
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:25 pm, #217383
P A S S, as in "mountain pass", "pass" a test", and so on. There is a brain-dead suit in there, somewhere. Yes, that is redundant.
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:24 pm, #217382
...pass... What is with the misspelling??
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:23 pm, #217381
But... But... "airbrushing, plastic surgery, and unrealistic standards" are PROFITABLE, and thereby receive a free pass!
forseti - April 26, 2011, 12:47 pm, #217377
this is awesome!! 5 lions


MY DUTY IS TO PROTECT -


TAGS: firefighter duty heroes
Rating: 4.78/5

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scarr3d - April 13, 2011, 1:39 pm, #216320
this poster got you 5 kittens. Nice
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:28 pm, #216316
Nice one. 5l's to you.


STILL HEROES - Just because you want to forget a war... doesn't mean you should forget the warriors.


TAGS: vietnam vets heroes
Rating: 4.76/5

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Thunderstrike - October 8, 2012, 11:16 pm, #239853
My dad was there. He said he got out in the early part of it before "it got nasty". He still doesn't talk about it though but I'm proud of him for serving.
Airman - June 1, 2012, 1:25 pm, #235568
Vietnam vets graduated from high school between 62 and 72. We're getting pretty old man.
pickleviper - June 1, 2012, 4:08 am, #235559
Exactly, cynic. Thanks for your comment.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:19 am, #235547
They’re usually those poor 5ouls on the streets, mentally disturbed from a war long forgotten, therefore cannot hold down a job, begging for change from a bunch of juveniles who can’t find Vietnam on a globe.


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm, #208706
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm, #208704
Politifake, anyone?


SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!! -


TAGS: sarcasm another service i offer
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:59 am, #224659
Is electric shock acceptable?
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:22 am, #224595
cool...let's break the law...lol
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 6:54 am, #224590
LOL This is great!


SUMMER IN TEXAS - But it's a DRY heat


TAGS: weather texas heat
Rating: 4.82/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:30 am, #232578
actualy it's h**ter in Oklahoma texas usualy stays around the 90-100 range durring summer unlike oklahoma where it's in the 100-110 range durring summer. but 5L anywhay i'm from Tx if you haven't figured out from my post yet
TwistedNinjaPirate - April 1, 2012, 2:57 pm, #232522
Game over man!


GREATER LOVE... - hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.


TAGS: army hero american love courage
Rating: 4.75/5

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KniteOwls - February 22, 2013, 10:59 am, #243707
John 15:13 King James Version (KJV) 13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:33 pm, #240676
A Tale Of Two Cities. Charles ***kens.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:27 pm, #240675
Great 5L


BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.


TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm, #235532
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm, #235531
b***on that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm, #235529
HOO'AH!
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm, #235382
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm, #235378
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm, #235345
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.


Parenting -


TAGS: parenting godfather horse
Rating: 4.55/5

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Cannabal - February 24, 2014, 11:43 am, #253276
So long as no one mentions Part III, everyones happy.
fascistfrenchman - February 23, 2014, 8:05 pm, #253254
Wow - this one is made of awesome. Who doesn't love a Godfather reference?
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 6:54 pm, #247022
Yah That's A Good One. Thanks For The Info.
Cannabal - June 26, 2013, 5:29 pm, #247021
It's on the internet, therefore it is real.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:01 pm, #247017
Is This A Real Picture .


BLUES BROTHERS 106 MILES -




OH MAN... - How much did I drink last night?




THERE IS NO SPOON - I'm pretty sure it's a spoon.




CHAMPAGNE - You know, it's not 'sham-pag-na' unless it's from the province of 'sham-pag-na' I learned that at bartending school


TAGS: christopher walken is awesome
Rating: 3.27/5

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440wakeup - August 16, 2010, 8:25 pm, #189695
The continental..


HEY MOM -


TAGS: mother abortion
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:33 am, #236114
some questions are best left unasked
Arvantillian - August 20, 2011, 2:23 am, #223251
outstanding...one of the best ive seen...faved it and gave it 5L!
icerosecrb - August 19, 2011, 3:11 am, #223173
Friggin' brilliant, man!
MPsniper - August 18, 2011, 8:02 pm, #223167
oh...SNAP


WEDDING INVITATION -




TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...


TAGS: tan fail owned leather skin beach sun
Rating: 2.9/5

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faulty switch - August 9, 2009, 12:30 am, #106305
gross gross gross oh thats GROSS!


REMEMBER - There Are Two Sides to Every Story


TAGS: there are two sides to every story
Rating: 4.24/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 5:37 pm, #246926
Coming to the aid of an ally makes one an evil empire. Really?
realogic - December 28, 2012, 1:28 pm, #241959
This is late, but sorry America was an evil empire at that time. Remember Agent Orange? Remember carpet bombing? Do you remember invading someones country because their political ideals were different? This is not a reminder of humanity.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 1:15 pm, #170121
speaking words of wisdom.... let it be.... *sing* ;)
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:49 pm, #170119
I had mixed feelings about this also, but it does give a quiet reminder that even our most hated enemies have loved ones too. Something that is really easy to forget. 5 Letters from Iwo Jima, doesn't make us an evil empire, just reminding us of humanity.
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:46 pm, #170118
Admiral Ozzel got choked out in Episode 5, The empire strikes back. Go Piett Go!
Airman - April 7, 2010, 10:43 am, #170114
Admiral Ozzel was as clumsy as he was stupid.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:58 pm, #170054
Tsk tsk... not that one.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:50 pm, #170053
Was he the one in charge of the ewok planet? That's gotta burn. Over thrown by ewoks.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:42 pm, #170051
Ozzel? Anyone. Screw you guys.... hewm.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:39 pm, #170049

Thank you for the clarification.
mikieelmo - April 6, 2010, 10:37 pm, #170048
i took it to mean ,there are to sides to ever story .one countries freedom fighter is another countries terrorist . I have nothing but respect for all solders who have fought for the united states . A solder does what his country asks
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:00 pm, #170033
I'll bet that Admiral Ozzel isn't anywhere on that wall.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:43 pm, #170031
And the countless droids all had souls too, right?
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:42 pm, #170030
But they were the closest people to him. I'm sure generic stormtrooper #3334 was as important to him as #2465
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:38 pm, #170029
Weird. I didn't take it as a judgment on Vietnam or vets. I just don't see Vader, who killed billions in the stories getting weepy over minions. Hello? Darkside calling.
ICEMAN - April 6, 2010, 9:26 pm, #170028
I agree with piedude. The immediate implication is that our Vets were evil. 2L
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm, #170026
I just took it as parody >.>
DreMagnum - April 6, 2010, 9:16 pm, #170023
I like it actually. Its not saying that America was the evil empire, its just saying everyone thought the rebels were the good guys and the empire bad. Pretty sure I'm taking this way to philosophical, but maybe its just saying, they loved their loss too
rerun - April 6, 2010, 9:05 pm, #170022

I don't think I could have said that better Pie. I will wait for Mikiee....to explain the meaning...then I may vote on it
pieman - April 6, 2010, 9:03 pm, #170020
I agree rerun. It says that the U.S. was the evil empire in Vietnam to me. Very disrespectful to the vets.
Claire - April 6, 2010, 9:01 pm, #170019
I lol'd then I felt guilty. =/ That doesn't happen often. 4 for balls.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 8:54 pm, #170018

I don't know about this one....seems kind if disrespectful to the Vietnam Vets. I decline to vote
forseti - April 6, 2010, 8:44 pm, #170016
that's so true! like it very much!


GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !


TAGS: greybeards amsome mother f ckers mustyk
Rating: 4.76/5

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Greeny - April 14, 2012, 8:08 am, #233254
140637


ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU IS YOU GOT TO BE FREE -


TAGS: beatles come together
Rating: 4/5

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Whitecamry - February 5, 2013, 8:36 am, #243220
Allen Klein was a Sith lord.


HERMIONE GRANGER - Using the time-turner for unnatural pleasures since twenty minutes from now


TAGS: hermione granger emma watson harry potter hairy lesbain pancakes
Rating: 3.64/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 2:36 am, #167609
yummy
verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:04 pm, #116103
thank you kind sir for making this!
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 11:41 am, #84104
WeCanDoBetter - The reason is, is that recently she was a child. Sam kind of thing with Kirsten Dunst. She went from Mini vampire to wet T-shirt contestant in Spider-man, and next thing you know she is everywhere.
psychohistorian - October 13, 2008, 3:38 pm, #27397
I'm shocked that I didn't ever think of this. Not for her specifically, but d***, it's brilliant
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 9:03 am, #24137
I've never been a fan of hers. A lot of people here seem to have a thing for Emma Watson though, so I did this with them in mind.
WeCanDoBetter - September 26, 2008, 5:35 pm, #23547
Whats the big deal about this chick. She's cute but jesus there are WAY h**ter chicks out there.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 2:34 pm, #23203
Very clever poster, and funny, and kind of makes me tingle.
master1221 - September 25, 2008, 12:38 pm, #23160
lol d*** i just noticed that shes soo h** seems i have something new to wank to
YAY! - September 11, 2008, 7:00 pm, #20564
I am so going to put my babies in her!!... over, and over, and never :(


HEROISM -


TAGS: hero quote by bob dylan
Rating: 4.86/5

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maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 7:55 am, #230512
5L
GySgt1811a - March 1, 2012, 3:40 pm, #230452
Yes.


THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?


TAGS: this is pure american overkill at her finest
Rating: 3.46/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm, #246916
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm, #228104
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm, #228103
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one sh** ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm, #179472
WAIT WAIT WAIT ITS THE 123S OF DEATH!!!!
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm, #179422
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm, #179408
The ph**o is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm, #179401
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am, #179393
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am, #179391
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am, #179384
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am, #179344
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am, #179343
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am, #179342
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm, #179341
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm, #179340
Everything.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm, #179339
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm, #179338
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm, #179336
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive


THAT GUY - is my hero.


TAGS: fat guy spring break hero
Rating: 3.35/5

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Viper - May 25, 2010, 9:13 pm, #177727
lol times 20
LogicDude - February 2, 2009, 10:20 am, #56513
Best ph**obomb ever! Or is it an almost Ph**o cannonball?
Sean - August 12, 2008, 4:53 pm, #14080
And let's imagine that he is mometarily possessed by the ghost of John Belushi. Amen.


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm, #192730
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm, #168380
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm, #168157
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm, #168156
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm, #168128
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm, #168127
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm, #167012
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm, #166860
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


COMPROMISE -


TAGS: closet space marriage divorce half hers
Rating: 4.96/5

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SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:17 pm, #236937
5L for annoying and demotivational truth. The "his" side was too large, though.
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:37 pm, #207566
so true 5L
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:19 am, #205433

this image is the story of my life
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 3:53 pm, #195160
happens at work too.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:32 pm, #195148
perfect!


FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE


TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by 1337boon

CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm, #64426
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am, #49365
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am, #43247
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am, #15651
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am, #15650
Repetitive
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am, #15649
Repetitive


HAPPY TREES -


TAGS: where are they wytch
Rating: 4.65/5

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BoneCD - October 29, 2012, 6:25 pm, #240239
Simply 5L
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:47 pm, #239457
This is The Joy Of Painting!
Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 2:35 pm, #223400
Brilliant!
noobdood93 - August 16, 2011, 4:20 pm, #223067
f***en lolz dood


WE GOT HER - She had escaped from the kitchen !


TAGS: we got her escaped kitchen
Rating: 3.7/5

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tugglug - June 16, 2013, 4:48 pm, #246665
WELL PUT HER BACK! I wanted my samich TEN MINITS ago!


INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.




JEW - JITSU - KickAss Kosher Not Spelled.


TAGS: jew kosher ninja b****
Rating: 2.79/5


PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.


TAGS: traditions fathers knowledge child joy
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 9, 2012, 9:34 pm, #234421
That's what I live for so thank you!
Zetmonk - May 9, 2012, 6:01 am, #234403
Thanks, made me laugh.


PREDATOR DRONE -




~ HOT WEATHER ~ - "What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance." ~ Jane Austen ~




Criminal Minds -


TAGS: advice mothers identity theft illegal
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm, #251013
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am, #251006
Clever!
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am, #250848
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm, #250844
Bingo
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm, #250818
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm, #250816
Haha, very funny! :)


I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER -




FATHER TO SON -


TAGS: father son dad
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 5:45 pm, #233116
Heh heh... Yeah, I guess that's what my avatar says... I'm more into his expression; that face just represents my average expression for most of my life thus far... All the highs & lows combined & what you get at the end of it all...
Airman - April 12, 2012, 5:20 pm, #233108
totally agree with you. Are you Peter Lorre now?
Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 4:34 pm, #233106
Beautiful, so I'm half a year late to notice this one; but it was made on my birthday. And it's perfect. Possibly the best one I have ever laid my eyes upon... Phenomenal...
bricemara - November 24, 2011, 11:44 pm, #226144
heart touching
Sean - October 13, 2011, 9:29 pm, #225071
Nice try, b***ercup, but it's going to take more than that to convince Mf they're real. Now if you don't mind I have to finish reading Eat, Pray, Love before the next meeting of my book club. Those ladies can be nasty if you don't keep up.
Reality Lord - October 13, 2011, 5:55 pm, #225062

sincerely touched by the comments left here. translation for sean: my bre***s hurt ...lolz :)
Sean - October 12, 2011, 3:15 pm, #224990
Have to get teh plug out first. Easier said than done I'm afraid ... given a mixup in tubes.
Feasibly - October 12, 2011, 2:44 pm, #224989
Your interpretation is correct, Sean...it's something only us fellow pussies would understand. Now that your secret of being an eh'hole has been revealed, we ask that you wash that thing...
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:10 pm, #224988
*bunch (as in pride or gaggle)
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:09 pm, #224987
Ahhh c'mon. That'd be downright diabolical.
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:08 pm, #224986
Now wait a minute! Are you saying that RL did this on purpose just to make a punch of ... erhmm, "father lovers" look like a bunch of pu**ies? And he knew as well that I would reveal myself to be the total eh'hole he secretly knew I really was? ...
Feasibly - October 12, 2011, 11:14 am, #224984
I hear ya Gunny...my 51 year old tear ducts have been cleansed also. We really need to think of a way to get RL back for this!
GySgt1811a - October 12, 2011, 10:47 am, #224982
Thank a lot, RL. I'm sitting here, at 67 years old, crying like a goddam baby. 5 snotty tissues...and thanks.
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:16 am, #224943
I added this to my fav list as well. Super job
forseti - October 11, 2011, 1:03 am, #224932
very nice!
mariand - October 11, 2011, 12:28 am, #224929
great work...fav'd
the1stCOMMI3 - October 11, 2011, 12:05 am, #224923
Ya know, even though this is an awesomely great poster, it will get a low vote eventually. But you can always count on a big 5L from good 'ol COMMI3!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:53 pm, #224907
XD What? No one should be upset. Don't worry I'm a schizoid.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 8:36 pm, #224905
I might have actally been totally joking for quite a while here. I tend to do that. This used to be a humor site and I am finding it hard to adjust to the changes. My sincere apologies.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:31 pm, #224904
Where's the war? Can't anything be a simple discussion anymore?
Coombsy007 - October 10, 2011, 8:05 pm, #224903
Wow, 5L for the memory... that until he was gone this never made sense
Sean - October 10, 2011, 8:04 pm, #224902
Oh nevermind. I'm married. I don't need to go online to get abuse. But then again, there is something to be said for variety -- and subpar grammar.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:28 pm, #224900
So? Give it a go, chums.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:27 pm, #224899
even once acknowledged me. I tried so hard to please you -- what with staying late and continuing to practice long after ballet, erhmmm, uhm, football practice was over." You know, stuff like that?
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:26 pm, #224898
Wow. I declare this the worst flame war ever. Isn't anyone going to point ut the "obvious"? That I am just over compensating forthe fact that inside of excellent physique, there's a scared little boy crying "Daddy! Daddy! Why haven't you ever ...
rerun - October 10, 2011, 7:16 pm, #224897

you couldn't be further off the mark on this poster
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 6:21 pm, #224896
Welp, you know who likes to make labels. *hint* not me.
M0rd3kaI - October 10, 2011, 3:27 pm, #224889
Wow, so true... 5L's
Sean - October 10, 2011, 2:28 pm, #224888
Any man making a show of his emotions can be forgiven for it (read: ridiculed perfunctorily by others) on one condition: he's trying to get ***. Otherwise, as with public displays of feet, he ought to be shunned, or worse.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:27 pm, #224883
@Sean Some males are not ashamed of their emotions.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 1:41 am, #224872
Wow. I thought only chicks said stuff like this -- and then only to other chicks.
Feasibly - October 9, 2011, 9:23 pm, #224865
5uperman 5trong!


C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER - It can end boring dialogue sequences, and speed things along to the fun violent parts we love so much. "Fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"


TAGS: deadpool plays street figher and is now my god falcon punch
Rating: 4/5

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Zealot - May 19, 2010, 9:56 am, #176678
didn't think i would see a funny combo breaker


  -


TAGS: archery fail harder soldier moron
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:20 pm, #244479
It's the bow that bite5 back.
arcticfalcon662 - March 13, 2013, 12:11 pm, #244276
Clearly this guy got bored out on ops!!! :-)


THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !


TAGS: therapy helpful screaming obscenities faster
Rating: 4.75/5

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Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:46 pm, #223493
Well that is because she is just a psycho b****...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:41 pm, #223489
LOL...and hair pulled?


I TOOK THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED - And now I don't even know where the hell I am ...




I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION - You should here the ones I keep to myself ...


TAGS: offended opinion here other ones
Rating: 3.92/5

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maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:10 am, #229338
Point Made!
Budog - February 11, 2012, 12:22 am, #229330
Crap! I definitely missed that one... 8/
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:49 pm, #229328
'Hear' = 2


REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.




STRESS - It's hereditary, you get it from your kids !!


TAGS: stress it s hereditary you get it from your kids matt
Rating: 4.06/5

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Derek - January 10, 2010, 12:36 am, #151582
What's the cartoon strip called?


SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.


TAGS: jesus superhero church superheroes god spiderman hulk captain america word bible
Rating: 2.46/5

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DZ - April 8, 2009, 3:16 pm, #71614
D.C. bows to knowone!
k - November 3, 2008, 9:00 am, #32807
...and batman is nowhere to be seen. hellz 2 the yeah
Captain Douchebag - July 20, 2008, 11:21 am, #10380
I am deeply offended by this. Everyone knows Jesus was a raptor.
Paul Barfoot - July 17, 2008, 10:13 pm, #10012
They are all my favourite fictitious characters!
what?? - June 30, 2008, 7:25 pm, #7691
Copyright infringement.....hallaleuja!!!
Uhm No. - June 30, 2008, 5:29 pm, #7680
2 words...HULK SMASH!
elonine - June 29, 2008, 12:20 am, #7480
You are RIGHT! On of them is NOt like the others... One of them is a woman!
Ernie - June 23, 2008, 7:12 pm, #6780
You...have...got...to...be...kidding...me. One of these things is not like the others...
Shtoink - June 23, 2008, 3:57 am, #6726
BOO! if wolverine can talk **** to magneto i doubt hed bow to jeebus!


THE WEATHER - IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

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BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm, #92858
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm, #92849
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm, #45585
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm, #1947
HONK HONK! What? FAIL.


CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!


TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm, #103270
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"


determination -


TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am, #246547
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


CONDEMNATION -


TAGS: see you there
Rating: 4.67/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 8:10 pm, #242920
You took the words right out of my mouth, pal! Laughing's good for the heart, anyways.
Master - April 19, 2011, 6:48 pm, #216812
Laughing beats crying, any day!
Verdeckt - April 15, 2011, 9:13 am, #216475
Apparently I'll be surrounded by my fellow countrymen :D
pzykosiz - April 14, 2011, 6:46 pm, #216421
totally
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:22 pm, #216394
You'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints?


DESPAIR - Because even though you helped blow up the Death Star and defeat the Empire you are always gonna be 'that chick who tongue-kissed her brother'


TAGS: leia carrie fisher star wars kiss
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:26 pm, #241878
And who, amongst us men, even though she might be our sister, would ever turn down Carrie Fisher? I'm just saying.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2010, 10:32 am, #174886
Who among us could turn down Mark Hamill?.
R.S.Jake - May 6, 2010, 10:26 am, #174885
Excellent!


Question -




TEENAGE DAUGHTER -


TAGS: girls teen fatherhood attitude parenting
Rating: 4.87/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 10:00 pm, #251901
Pretty d*** funny
Reality Lord - February 5, 2012, 7:24 am, #228919

awesome
oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:32 pm, #223563
moove get out the way move
agdaniele - February 23, 2011, 5:55 pm, #213017
And young guys today think it's hard to make a girlfriend out of one... they have no idea.
culos - February 23, 2011, 2:05 pm, #213012
You're sooooooooooo right, Mine's is 15 and sweet! (She made me say that...)


GOT YER NOSE! - I loved playing that game... ahhhhh such sweet childhood memories!


TAGS: uncle croc another bad touch
Rating: 4.86/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:46 pm, #262665
This is definitely the funniest one I've seen here.
uberduper - April 10, 2013, 8:24 pm, #245017
life ain't a fairy tale for us all
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 11:40 pm, #201973
Awwwwww, shiit. I missed Moooooooooooo. (sob)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:30 pm, #201972
Ciao, dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:24 pm, #201971
None. Off to work. Later Yo.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:12 pm, #201970
How many of our conversations here make sense?
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm, #201969
At best, you're gonna end up with a lower back tattoo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm, #201968
Yay! It's back.....Now this whole conversation makes no sense....thanks Mr.M.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm, #201967
That was the jar on the front porch... not the one in the garage!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:10 pm, #201966
But you said it was OK and we could give each other back rubs after.....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm, #201965
You have to stop drinking everything you find in a mason jar.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm, #201964
The hell?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:06 pm, #201963
No...I just lent it to a friend.......Introducing!!! Timmy The approval Mod!
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:04 pm, #201962
Did you lose your badge again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:02 pm, #201961
Ahhhhhhh I've been demoted. I knew I shouldn't have approved that Anime poster....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:53 pm, #201960
I was counting one of yours... but you're right, that's ridiculous.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 10:52 pm, #201959
I wouldn't go that far.......Maybe 5.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:33 pm, #201958
Keep on looking... we have 6 or 7 more great ones here.
bigpicture - November 8, 2010, 10:30 pm, #201956
there needs to be more "nostalgic caption, horrific picture" type motifakes, when the connection between the picture and caption is solid, they inspire a "LOL, WUT" reaction that makes them funny... still, this is one of the best motifakes i have seen
CANADA - November 4, 2010, 12:13 pm, #201063
HA!
LogicDude - November 3, 2010, 5:21 pm, #200930
That's what happens when you stick your nose where it doesn't belong!
matt28 - November 2, 2010, 11:05 pm, #200879
Take that you d*** mammal! Hail reptiles! 5L
Derek - November 2, 2010, 9:44 pm, #200848
This is something baby elephant will never forget.
fred - November 2, 2010, 7:40 pm, #200793
Mama elephant in 1,2,...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm, #200761
LOL!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:33 pm, #200759
ROR! I love it


CONSULTANT -


TAGS: calendar i don t work here
Rating: 4.58/5

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Linda111 - August 22, 2011, 3:25 am, #223358
Thanks for the great article here at your website. I know it will help me and many others. Pandora Jewelry
mariand - August 21, 2011, 12:17 pm, #223311
true 5tory


The four P's of heaven -


TAGS: heaven i m so there
Rating: 4.47/5

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GaryO - November 21, 2013, 8:16 am, #251109
It’s poop awareness month…..(in some circles)...just doin' my part for the cause
chickenlittle - November 20, 2013, 9:29 pm, #251102
Haha that's great GaryO, I just got that... 5Ps :D
GaryO - November 20, 2013, 6:46 am, #251093
...and Poop. 5Ps


SALUTE -


TAGS: thanks airman and others who serve
Rating: 4.39/5

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rerun - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm, #216424

One can never finish saying thank you
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:26 pm, #216358
Nice one RR. 5 L's.
TheOne - April 13, 2011, 7:31 pm, #216350
Its been done,but its never been finished.5L.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - ...bull ride YOU!




TEACHERS - Those who can, teach. Those who can't, teach teachers.




SAFE WEATHER -


TAGS: safe weather sea ships
Rating: 5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 12:38 pm, #261708
What's better is when they say "It will safely hit Cuba instead of mainland USA!"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:52 am, #254022
I honestly despise these meteorologists, they're so full of it. Many people disagree on so much; but as much as we agree on our hatred for Twilight, equally so for these weathermen who know as much as your average 5L year old.
GaryO - March 11, 2014, 10:29 pm, #253538
Well then, make more. Please. My son is a commercial fisherman. Lotsa pics like this. Fair winds, mate.
nerevski - March 6, 2014, 10:27 am, #253427
Thanks. It was a team effort brewing around my ship for a while.
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 9:01 pm, #253418
Good first poster


EXTREME CLOSE UP -




FOR MOTHER'S DAY - Buy her coffee Because remember... You're the reason she gets drunk




HAPPY HOUR - COULD END WITH ONE PHONE CALL.


TAGS: my father there
Rating: 4.95/5

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maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 3:55 pm, #239699
This Is Great Stuff And Funny 5 Hahas.
ughomer - October 3, 2012, 10:55 am, #239694
"Phone call for Al Koholic...(pause)... Sorry Ma'am he just left."
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 10:35 am, #239693
Where is this place???!!


TODAYS TEENS -


TAGS: smother love
Rating: 4.9/5

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screamin361 - November 26, 2012, 4:27 pm, #240973
I bet his resume is AMAZING!
david5300 - March 2, 2011, 4:12 am, #213380
Iam so pround of my little boy Oh damm t5hat realy is my kid...........MARTHA!!!!!!!!!


ENDURANCE -


TAGS: mother in law woman hitler
Rating: 4.67/5

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Shadowjoe - June 9, 2011, 11:08 am, #219727
Wow! I'll look at my mother in law in a different way now... Good one!
Demo33 - June 9, 2011, 9:40 am, #219722
5L's this has literally made my day. x


HERO'S -


TAGS: cute kids hero reward
Rating: 4.93/5

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Rick69 - March 11, 2012, 9:14 am, #231050
This, here, is good. . . really very good. . .


MOTHERBOARD SHOES -


TAGS: motherboard shoes computer bit byte
Rating: 3.93/5

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nyet - February 25, 2013, 10:42 pm, #243780
Looks painfuly funny, how many Gb to a mile do they get... lol
forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:25 pm, #170185
Add one of those new highspeed multi-core processors so she'll probably work faster and fullfill your needs the same time!


FAVORITISM -


TAGS: favoritism brother sibling accident bird
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:56 pm, #206746
So far Pzy, all the ones I have seen this Anon post are repeats of repeats fathered by repeats
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:03 pm, #206726

get a profile and get some creativity.
pzykosiz - December 13, 2010, 4:40 pm, #206682
are all these ones by Anonymous plagiarised?


THE DREAMS -




BERTIE AHERN - Ireland's very own Derek Zoolander




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